A priest and a rabbi go to a strip club. Members of their congregation see them entering the club, and they lose respect and eventually their jobs.
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Ok, so a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are in a plane that is going to crash. The captain comes back with two parachutes and yells “Only one of you gets to li-”
The plane explodes in the air. No one survived.
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Chuck Norris was leaving to go to work when his wife said "hold on!" and kissed him. He smiled and said "I love you".
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Two porn stars, a man and a woman, are going at it during a shoot. They're doing it doggy style, and the director keeps urging them to do it faster, since they're in sort of a homestretch two-shot. So they're really going at it, and the woman kind of looks over her shoulder at the man and says, "Ooh, you feel so good inside me!" And the man thinks to himself, I choose to believe you.
