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sry unt aga ma ei pea su vaimuka nutikuse taset "sa oled nii väike et lausa nähamatu" isegi comebacki vääriliseks :S
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[16:16:29] cartel | the kingdom says:
haj
[16:17:20] Liss says:
fuck sorry
[16:17:52] Liss says:
wtf is this new msn bs
[16:18:05] cartel | the kingdom says:
dunno, not using msn
[16:18:05] Liss says:
... i can't even tell who this is?
[16:18:20] cartel | the kingdom says:
it's miguel
[16:19:04] Liss says:
do I know you from somehow?
[16:19:13] Liss says:
sorry haven't had msn in a while
[16:19:22] cartel | the kingdom says:
ok
[16:19:33] cartel | the kingdom says:
yes, i was in canada a while back
[16:20:13] Liss says:
haha yeah cause that explains alot...
[16:20:26] Liss says:
so your miguel who once in Canada once?
[16:21:14] cartel | the kingdom says:
excuse me?
[16:21:40] cartel | the kingdom says:
no, i met you when i was at a club, i keep forgetting the name
[16:22:04] Liss says:
sorry... I've been drinking
[16:22:13] cartel | the kingdom says:
oh
[16:22:19] cartel | the kingdom says:
that's nice
[16:22:27] cartel | the kingdom says:
you had been then too
[16:22:48] Liss says:
oh okay so when was this? this year? or last?
[16:23:02] cartel | the kingdom says:
you were making out with a rather fat woman
[16:23:07] cartel | the kingdom says:
last
[16:23:40] Liss says:
haha really!??
[16:24:00] Liss says:
no I feel you are mistaken sir
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[16:24:13] cartel | the kingdom says:
don't think so
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[16:24:32] cartel | the kingdom says:
mother of god, what is going on here?
[16:24:50] Liss says:
sorry I keep clicking on this stupid video call... accidental
[16:25:00] cartel | the kingdom says:
how drunk are you?
[16:25:09] Liss says:
so where in Canada did you visit?
[16:25:30] Liss says:
drunk enough to do the same stupid thing twice
[16:25:34] cartel | the kingdom says:
boston
[16:25:47] Liss says:
...
[16:25:58] Liss says:
Boston is in the states!
[16:26:03] cartel | the kingdom says:
so is canada
[16:26:15] cartel | the kingdom says:
what's your point?
[16:26:22] Liss says:
hahah o shit that's hilarious!
[16:26:37] cartel | the kingdom says:
?
[16:26:38] Liss says:
you are proper fucking with me .. who is this!
[16:26:50] cartel | the kingdom says:
miguel
[16:26:59] cartel | the kingdom says:
from spain
[16:27:34] Liss says:
no no hot shot.. first of all I would never make out with a fat chic, I'm far tooo cute
[16:27:58] cartel | the kingdom says:
no, you are kind of a mutant yourself
[16:28:12] Liss says:
secondly, no one thinks Canada is the same country as the states unless they are a refugee
[16:28:44] cartel | the kingdom says:
what?
[16:28:46] Liss says:
hah I can't find the email address on this fucking msn bs...!
[16:28:55] cartel | the kingdom says:
that's impossible
[16:29:11] Liss says:
is this Drew?
[16:29:12] cartel | the kingdom says:
is santa barbara in canada?
[16:29:35] Liss says:
haha you are fucking hilarious I adore you... who the fuck is it
[16:30:19] cartel | the kingdom says:
hay renos en Canadá y su madre es un seamonster
[16:31:29] Liss says:
ci senor que padra esco noches?
[16:31:43] cartel | the kingdom says:
that makes no sense whatsoever
[16:32:01] cartel | the kingdom says:
no comprende, puta
[16:32:41] Liss says:
hmmm maybe you are from Spa\in?
[16:33:12] cartel | the kingdom says:
you don't say?
[16:33:22] cartel | the kingdom says:
actually i'm from paris
[16:33:39] cartel | the kingdom says:
i mean, my mother is french-canadian
[16:33:47] cartel | the kingdom says:
that's why i was there
[16:33:50] cartel | the kingdom says:
in your village
[16:33:56] cartel | the kingdom says:
to visit her
[16:34:00] Liss says:
naw the French are more intelligent then you are... they know their geographyy
[16:34:15] cartel | the kingdom says:
what do you mean?
[16:34:38] Liss says:
I mean you definately aren't french
[16:34:49] Liss says:
where does your mother live?
[16:34:58] Liss says:
wha village?
[16:35:15] cartel | the kingdom says:
je suis sûr que là a été une certaine sorte d'erreur, vous mangent des épinards ?
[16:35:20] cartel | the kingdom says:
nova-scotland
[16:35:33] cartel | the kingdom says:
but she moved
[16:35:37] cartel | the kingdom says:
to another village
[16:35:47] cartel | the kingdom says:
in the states
[16:35:59] cartel | the kingdom says:
montreal or something
[16:36:33] Liss says:
hahh first of all nova scotia is a province...
[16:36:50] cartel | the kingdom says:
yes, a village, i said
[16:36:55] Liss says:
sexond montreal is in quebec... which is a province... in canada
[16:37:02] Liss says:
hahaha
[16:37:20] cartel | the kingdom says:
oh, i see what you did there, very clever
[16:37:25] cartel | the kingdom says:
i think i got it now
[16:37:50] cartel | the kingdom says:
nova-scotland is a province in the quebec village
[16:37:56] cartel | the kingdom says:
hi-five!
[16:38:03] Liss says:
YES!
[16:38:21] Liss says:
*high fives herself
[16:38:30] Liss says:
so seriously
[16:38:33] Liss says:
be honest
[16:38:47] cartel | the kingdom says:
merde sainte!
[16:38:57] cartel | the kingdom says:
i'm listening
[16:39:09] cartel | the kingdom says:
how can i be of service?
[16:39:38] Liss says:
is this kai?
[16:39:43] cartel | the kingdom says:
hehe
[16:39:46] cartel | the kingdom says:
yea
[16:40:05] cartel | the kingdom says:
gotcha!
[16:40:17] cartel | the kingdom says:
u still in korea?
[16:40:40] Liss says:
really?
[16:40:51] Liss says:
no left a while ago
[16:40:55] cartel | the kingdom says:
oh
[16:41:47] Liss says:
so I heard you and Skyler had a falling out?
[16:42:00] cartel | the kingdom says:
we're back together now
[16:42:26] Liss says:
whaa
[16:42:32] Liss says:
?
[16:42:43] Liss says:
naa this isn't Kai
[16:42:45] cartel | the kingdom says:
we're going to have a baby:)
[16:43:31] Liss says:
... shutup
[16:43:42] cartel | the kingdom says:
for real
[16:43:59] cartel | the kingdom says:
i'm pregnant for 3 months now
[16:44:03] Liss says:
your trying to tell me you big man Kai is adopting a fucking tot?
[16:44:19] cartel | the kingdom says:
haha
[16:44:27] Liss says:
hahah stop fucking with me I want to have a real conversation
[16:44:34] cartel | the kingdom says:
ok
[16:44:35] cartel | the kingdom says:
go
[16:44:40] cartel | the kingdom says:
what's new?
[16:45:10] cartel | the kingdom says:
but still, were back together with skyler
[16:45:22] Liss says:
Ohm... in Bangkok which you should have already heard? (living under rocks lately sir?)
[16:45:26] Liss says:
huh?
[16:45:35] Liss says:
naa
[16:45:39] cartel | the kingdom says:
umm..haven't
[16:45:52] cartel | the kingdom says:
are you working there?
[16:45:56] Liss says:
I don't fucking believe it
[16:46:05] cartel | the kingdom says:
then don't
[16:46:41] Liss says:
fuck you I won't
[16:46:41] Liss says:
fairy
[16:47:10] cartel | the kingdom says:
who you calling a fairy, faggot?
[16:47:12] Liss says:
ahahaha
[16:54:44] Liss says:
they thought all Canadans look like me
[16:54:54] cartel | the kingdom says:
village folk?
[16:55:20] Liss says:
shutup your from the fucking valley
[16:55:24] cartel | the kingdom says:
haha
[16:55:47] cartel | the kingdom says:
i'm moving to santa barbara with sky
[16:56:01] Liss says:
HAAA
[16:56:35] cartel | the kingdom says:
i'm serious, we're going to start up a company there
[16:56:43] cartel | the kingdom says:
already have a lease on the office space
[16:57:00] Liss says:
your gonna clse the shop
[16:57:09] cartel | the kingdom says:
already done
[16:57:17] Liss says:
who is this?
[16:57:29] cartel | the kingdom says:
and yea, we're going to export ice to africa
[16:57:34] cartel | the kingdom says:
big market out there
[16:57:44] cartel | the kingdom says:
ice and quite possibly snow in the future
[16:57:55] Liss says:
hahaha I don't even care who you are you haf made my dat
[16:57:57] cartel | the kingdom says:
got to think outside of the box
[16:57:57] Liss says:
day
[16:58:15] cartel | the kingdom says:
i am miguel
[16:58:29] Liss says:
hahah
[16:58:38] Liss says:
I don't know you then
[16:59:22] cartel | the kingdom says:
el jefe grande comió mi gato y ahora estoy buscando el refugio en el pan y la mantequilla del padre de la madre de la aldea
[16:59:28] cartel | the kingdom says:
miguel is my other name
[16:59:51] Liss says:
mantequilla?
[17:00:23] cartel | the kingdom says:
en nombre del padre el alcohol y el espíritu santo
[17:00:39] cartel | the kingdom says:
i go by the name of sandy
[17:01:26] cartel | the kingdom says:
i was drunk once
[17:01:28] cartel | the kingdom says:
good times
[17:02:01] Liss says:
how do you say: where is the tequilla?
[17:02:13] cartel | the kingdom says:
but here in the monastery, we can't really drink
[17:02:22] cartel | the kingdom says:
we just got internet 2 days ago
[17:02:31] cartel | the kingdom says:
so i can surf for kiddy porn
[17:02:48] cartel | the kingdom says:
we say: "where is tequila? AIAIAIIAAIIIII, ARRRIBAAA!!!"
[17:04:51] cartel | the kingdom says:
sorry
[17:05:04] cartel | the kingdom says:
a monk just tripped on the modem wire
[17:05:22] Liss says:
ahahaha did he hurt himself?
[17:05:32] Liss says:
did he curse?
[17:05:41] cartel | the kingdom says:
no, god made him funky!
[17:05:45] cartel | the kingdom says:
curses!
[17:05:48] cartel | the kingdom says:
like a pirate?
[17:06:03] Liss says:
haha yeah pirates
[17:06:05] cartel | the kingdom says:
what is it?
[17:06:10] cartel | the kingdom says:
aah
[17:06:18] cartel | the kingdom says:
hohoho and a bottle of rum
[17:06:25] Liss says:
shutup listen how did you know i was in korea?
[17:06:43] cartel | the kingdom says:
sa oled koera taoline korea teadlane
[17:06:50] cartel | the kingdom says:
god whispered it in my ear
[17:06:59] cartel | the kingdom says:
i swears it!
[17:07:10] cartel | the kingdom says:
on the name of the cross
[17:07:10] Liss says:
haha monks dont swear
[17:07:16] Liss says:
hahaha
[17:07:22] cartel | the kingdom says:
fuck yea, they do now
[17:07:22] Liss says:
nice save fucker
[17:07:29] cartel | the kingdom says:
WILDCARD, BITCHES!
[17:07:43] Liss says:
hahah oh stop my tummy hurts
[17:07:53] cartel | the kingdom says:
YEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAA
[17:08:01] Liss says:
that's the funniest shit i have ever seen
[17:08:11] Liss says:
i wish you were a monk
[17:08:29] cartel | the kingdom says:
have you ever seen a donkey riding a bicycle up the hill?
[17:08:54] cartel | the kingdom says:
backwards?
[17:09:01] Liss says:
no have you ever seen an elephant doodie on a car?
[17:09:09] cartel | the kingdom says:
yes
[17:09:10] cartel | the kingdom says:
twice
[17:09:25] cartel | the kingdom says:
i've seen an ellefant fuck a truck once
[17:09:34] cartel | the kingdom says:
god, that was off the hook
[17:09:38] Liss says:
hahaha
[17:09:53] Liss says:
so please
[17:10:02] cartel | the kingdom says:
me and sister martha were laughing so hard
[17:10:06] Liss says:
i am bored with this game now
[17:10:20] cartel | the kingdom says:
wanna play monopol instead?
[17:10:28] Liss says:
hahaha
[17:10:29] cartel | the kingdom says:
god says i'm lucky today
[17:10:41] cartel | the kingdom says:
fuck yea, bring it, motherfucker
[17:10:42] Liss says:
omy
[17:10:47] cartel | the kingdom says:
i wanna be the shoe
[17:11:40] Liss says:
can i be the little sog
[17:11:42] Liss says:
dog
[17:11:51] cartel | the kingdom says:
you already are
[17:12:06] cartel | the kingdom says:
you should step it up, maybe be the mobile phone or smth
[17:12:21] Liss says:
wha
[17:12:25] cartel | the kingdom says:
what?
[17:12:36] cartel | the kingdom says:
u the doggg, dogg!
[17:12:43] Liss says:
no no
[17:12:53] cartel | the kingdom says:
could have fooled me
[17:12:57] cartel | the kingdom says:
u sure look like one
[17:13:15] cartel | the kingdom says:
i do say, uncanny!
[17:13:53] Liss says:
no one would ever say i look like dog
[17:14:00] cartel | the kingdom says:
i just did?
[17:14:13] Liss says:
i know who this is
[17:14:43] cartel | the kingdom says:
fuck yea you don't
[17:15:28] Liss says:
yeah i do
[17:15:33] cartel | the kingdom says:
this is the resurrected frank sinatra
[17:15:48] cartel | the kingdom says:
coming back from the dead to save the planet earth
[17:15:57] cartel | the kingdom says:
opening
[17:16:00] cartel | the kingdom says:
this summer
[17:16:07] cartel | the kingdom says:
in a theatre near you
[17:16:09] Liss says:
so you have nothing better to do then to fuck with on msn?
[17:16:29] Liss says:
i wish
[17:16:53] cartel | the kingdom says:
strangers in the night, exchanging glances, lalalaaalaLAAALAAAAAAAAAA
[17:17:08] Liss says:
hahhha waa
[17:17:13] Liss says:
?
[17:17:23] cartel | the kingdom says:
...up to the moment when we said our first hello, little did we know, love was just a glance awaaaaaaaay
[17:17:35] Liss says:
maybe i don't
[17:17:51] cartel | the kingdom says:
...AAAAANNND EVER SINCE THAT NIGHT, WE'VE BEEN TOGETHER, LOVERS AT FIRST SIGHT, IN LOVE FOREVER!
[17:17:58] cartel | the kingdom says:
DUUUUBEEEDUUUBBEEEEDOOO
[17:18:09] cartel | the kingdom says:
....new york, new york
[17:18:17] Liss says:
haah? i'm frightened
[17:18:24] cartel | the kingdom says:
that's right
[17:18:29] cartel | the kingdom says:
frank is back
[17:18:52] cartel | the kingdom says:
but frank is hungry
[17:19:00] cartel | the kingdom says:
so frank must go
[17:19:07] cartel | the kingdom says:
eat some villagers
[17:19:31] cartel | the kingdom says:
but ya, bwahahahaa
[17:19:33] Liss says:
enjoy!
[17:19:45] cartel | the kingdom says:
tnx for all the fun, if i'm gonna laugh more i'm going to rupture a vein in my head or sum shit
[17:20:13] Liss says:
yeah my tummy hurts from laughtr
[17:20:13] Liss says:
ciao
[17:20:30] cartel | the kingdom says:
hasta luego, el puta madre!
[17:20:54] Liss says:
no commprendo seor
[17:20:58] Liss says:
senor
[17:24:12] cartel | the kingdom says:
well, i'm off
[17:24:28] cartel | the kingdom says:
keep it tighter than a virgins anus, doggg!
[17:24:33] cartel | the kingdom says:
ahahaha
[17:25:01] cartel | the kingdom says:
goddamn, i'm gonna post this shit on tehh intarnets somewhere so people can make fun of canadians
[17:26:47] cartel | the kingdom says:
nova-scotlanders rule, man!
[17:26:49] cartel | the kingdom says:
woohoo!
vahelt on paar asja 2ra kustutatud anonyymsuse huvides. t6lked vahendas babelfish, algul oli midagi sellist, et there are reindeers in canada a p2rast hakkasin suht suvalisi s6nu kokku trykkima:D kuna mult juba kysiti siis ma peaks mainima, et ta ei tea siiani kellega ta r22kis
